02 October 2006



The Great Creator is an appropriate name as He uses the most creative ways to humble His children. I'm talking about a certain incedent involving a box of permanent hair color and a girl who wanted to try something new.

Cleaning out my stuff the other day, as I have habitually come to do every so often, I stumbled across a box of dark red hair color. hmm, I thought. I colored my hair a couple years ago. lets try it again. I like my hair color, but I also like being adventuresome and trying new things. An adventure all right. or misadventure as it turned out.

as Dams describes the outcome when she saw me at work today: 1200 kilowatt orange (or something of that sort). Ryan's description: halloween hair.

on top of the color, it's uneven, like a bad highlight job. with my hair in a ponytail and a hat on, you can't even tell I colored it. splotchiness is the biggest problem, not the color.

Momma, if you read this, I don't blame you. You did do it, but I was the one who wanted it, and by God's grace (it is His grace) I can laugh at myself. and so can other people. (I'm sorry I made you cry Dams). hahaha

so tomorrow I am going to get it fixed, (and also get a trim- to fix another thing I tried to do at home). I did my hair at home because I didn't want to spend the money of getting it done professionally. I would never have colored my hair if I hadn't bought those two Colorsilk boxes for less than $6.


Oh well. You live and you learn.
And are sanctified in the process.
(and no, I am not putting a picture of it up, not out of pride, but because my picuture scheme/ theme is mostly artistic photos).


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"Are you sick then?" demanded Marilla anxiously, going over to the bed.
Anne cowered deeper into her pillows as if desirous of hiding herself forever from mortal eyes.
"No. But please, Marilla, go away and don't look at me. I'm in the depths of despair and I don't care who gets head in class or writes the best composition or sings in the Sundayschool choir any more. Little things like that are of no importance now because I don't suppose I'll ever be able to go anywhere again. My career is closed. Please, Marilla, go away and don't look at me." ...
"Look at my hair, Marilla," she whispered.
Accordingly, Marilla lifted her candle and looked scrutinizingly at Anne's hair, flowing in heavy masses down her back. It certainly had a very strange appearance.
"Anne Shirley, what have you done to your hair? Why, it's GREEN!"
Green it might be called, if it were any earthly color--a queer, dull, bronzy green, with streaks here and there of the original red to heighten the ghastly effect. Never in all her life had Marilla seen anything so grotesque as Anne's hair at that moment.
"Yes, it's green," moaned Anne. "I thought nothing could be as bad as red hair. But now I know it's ten times worse to have green hair. Oh, Marilla, you little know how utterly wretched I am."


{[Photo courtesy Felicity Schwab]}

13 comments:

overthinker said...

i'm so sorry. i tried SO HARD not to laugh. if only the tears streaming down my face from suppressed laughter hadn't given me away...

i commend you on how you handled this. i am a little blow away that you can so humbly correct me with orange hair. i can't believe i was able to take you seriously! that shows grace. haha.
love you.

((and we thought we grew out of our "anne" days!!))

Anonymous said...

doing your own hair never works out well...that's just from my own experience.

Anonymous said...

haha.
I'll take a picture and maybe I'll post it.

when mike came over tonight, he didn't notice it at first and then he was like "woah! your hair is red! it looks good." aww. how sweet. I laughed. he should see it in the sunlight.

Anonymous said...

mike is a good liar.
he is precious.

Anonymous said...

no, actaully, I think he was sincere. guys don't notice some things like girls do. but then some do. and it's wierd.

Anonymous said...

if they have sisters -or brothers, in my case- the boys could potentially notice.

it's good you can laugh at this.
Anne of Green Gables??
I thought you wrote that for a second!

in grace abiding said...

I thought of Anne of Green Gables as well when D told me.
alas and alack, eh.

joel sczebel said...

It's probably a really good picture, but I don't have my glasses and I'm not quite sure what it is.

sherlock said...

It's a...

slug.


thing.

or something.

Anonymous said...

a slug?! no way...
it's just grass.

Anonymous said...

dams is right. it is just grass. but i think it looks cool. my little sister is following in her big sisters footsteps of wierd photography.

joel sczebel said...

It looks like there's something in the grass.

Anonymous said...

i thought there was a slug there as well. i was just thinking of how unfortunate it would be if you got all that nasty slug slime all over your camera.

when i saw your hair it looked beautiful. nothing wrong. at all. but, maybe that was after you had fixed it, i think it was.